Could you make it up?
The comedy of errors runs deep. Take as an example Bradford and Bingley. Think back all the way to May 14. That was when Bradford and Bingley announced its plans for a rights issue. The snag: at the time, management accounts were six weeks old, and management did not know how bad things were.
Rewind the clock even further, all the way to April; for in that month the bank denied it had any plans to raise money.
Originally it had expected to make profits of £108 million for the first four months of this year; now it is warning of a pre-tax loss of £8m.
The rights issue was a complete disaster. Originally, and by originally we mean two weeks ago, it planned to raise £300m, at 82p a share. Instead, TPG has invested £270m in exchange for a 23 per cent stake in the company, and the rights issue has been reduced to raising £250m, at a share price of 55p.
So that’s more money for a lower share price, no wonder shareholders are up in arms – no wonder shares in the bank fell so heavily yesterday.
“But why?” ask the media and analysts. The rights issue was guaranteed by Citigroup and UBS – why not hold them to their guarantee?
Well, no answer has been given, but the imagination can provide some reasons – reasons that may involve words like incompetence.
Cut through it all and we start to see the real problem. Just a few weeks ago, Bradford and Bingley had been expecting arrears in its mortgages to improve; no more, it now expects them to get worse.
We were told this is not a Northern Rock-like crisis – Alistair Darling assured the bank’s customers their money was safe. Sure, no doubt that is right, but supposing TPG had not agreed to pump in the money. Supposing the TPG deal had not been presented as a fait accompli – what then?
The mind boggles.
But then, it goes even deeper.
Bradford and Bingley – the bank with the men with bowler hats, is the UK’s leader in the buy-to-let market.
Buy-to-let, remember that?
This is what Mintel said in April 2007: “The buy-to-let mortgage market has experienced meteoric growth since the late 1990s, outperforming the wider mortgage market over the past few years,” and said it “expects the market to continue to grow at a healthy rate over the coming years, driven by the expected expansion in the population and the continuing strong demand for rented accommodation.”
In the same month Paragon Mortgages said 92 per cent of respondents to its latest survey said demand from tenants is stable, growing or booming. Apparently it was the second-highest reading from the five-year-old Paragon index ever recorded.
Also in April 2007, Paragon said: “Landlords take a long-term perspective on the market, with a typical portfolio investment horizon of 15 years. Their investment decisions are not based on the short-term signals of fluctuating interest rates but on the underlying trends of supply and demand in the market place. The experienced investor understands that demand for privately rented accommodation is underpinned by the long-term growth in the number of households needed in the UK. This is driven by increased longevity, population growth, inward migration, divorce and expansion in the number of single person households.”
It was all a part of that wider nonsense we kept hearing: house prices always go up. One property market advocate said there was more chance of Elvis still being alive than of house prices crashing.
The hype the property industry was given was scandalous – and banks, en masse, failed to spot this.
But some did give warnings.
In April of 2007 this is what Investment and Business News said: “So there’s your answer – the savvy buy-to-let investor thinks about the long term. With supply falling short of demand these clever individuals are following the maxim that prices always go up.
”It’s just this – sure, there are going to be more new households out there than properties, but does that mean demand is unlimited? That price is irrelevant? Gravity always exerts its force sooner or later. People can’t pay out more than they can afford – not in the long term anyway. Do you really believe that buy-to-let landlords will stay firm if prices start to fall? It will only take a small number to sell before the fall becomes a landslide.
”The UK is enjoying an unprecedented run of economic growth – but nothing lasts for ever. Landlords who are planning 15 years ahead should bear this in mind.”
As for the other Paragon report, the one about 92 per cent of respondents saying demand from tenants is stable. We said: “We have a natural distrust of indices that put stable, growing and booming under one heading.”
We also said: “Remember, upwardly-spiralling booms always end. Tears are nearly always the result.
“A market that is being propelled by its own inertia is a market that is not based on solid foundations, no matter how sound the bricks and mortar the properties are built with.”
The problem at Bradford and Bingley, and no doubt at other banks across the land, is that hype had created a fog which the banks totally failed to see through.
When private equity invests in companies, it usually looks at a three-to-five-year time horizon. TPG has not bought Bradford and Bingley but it is by far the biggest shareholder and can effectively call the shots.
Let’s hope Bradford and Bingley’s private equity master is immune to the mass blindness that seems to have so comprehensively spread across the banking fraternity.





